king cailan dragonageorigins is the funniest character in all of fiction based exclusively on how obviously about to die he is the moment you meet him
my guy shows up and says “i was hoping id get to 1v1 an archdemon today but honestly these darkspawn are kinda cringe. im gonna ignore wise warnings about taking this all 1% more seriously and go speak to my good old trusty right hand man who looks like somebody made a sim of the concept of betrayal as a guy”
and if you say hes a dumbass everybodys like thats your king!!! you cant say that!!!!!!!
Dragon Age: Inquisition
↳ Companion Tarot Cards [★]
BALDUR’SGATE3(2023)dev. Larian Studios
CAT showcasing equipment during an indoor demo for potential buyers
cat shelter for dads
Okay!
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kids these days don’t know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they’ll never understand
Take notes
baby me, sorting m&ms by color and then into a gradient: now this is how you have fun!
baby me, observing other children eating fistfulls of randomly colored gummy bears all at once: when do i get to go back to my home planet
if i was the dead wife in a male protagonist’s tragic backstory my dead wife hazy memory montage would be me laughing while scrolling my own tumblr blog
hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
My postmodern child is scaring all the other children at school with nonlinear narrative and rejection of conventional notions of epistemology
Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*









