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splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.


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wastingyourgum:

impishtubist:

pushingcrazies:

geniusbee:

thethiefandtheangel:

Clearly, Lestrade’s division is watching sexy people doing sexy things.

My division is watching Lestrade be sexy watching sexy people be sexy. 

Amen.

He does spend an awful lot of time staring at Sherlock. ;-)

Well of course - he’s a Detective Inspector  (ba-dum tssh)


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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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shootbadcabbies:

30 day otp challenge - Day 14 - Genderswapped

Day 13/Day 15


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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence


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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin  

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

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mama-hanji:

punkbread:

i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best friend lives 20 feet from me and I haven’t seen her in 3 weeks.

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doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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nbchannibal:

Guys… tiny Hannibal seems to have let himself out of his box.
You know what that means? HE’S GOING TO COMIC-CON!
We’re chronicling tiny Hannibal’s adventures to San Diego all week with the hashtag #EatTheCon on Twitter and Tumblr. Follow him along, watch out for clues and YOU could win your very own SDCC Exclusive Hannibal Funko Doll!
Details to come.

nbchannibal:

Guys… tiny Hannibal seems to have let himself out of his box.

You know what that means? HE’S GOING TO COMIC-CON!

We’re chronicling tiny Hannibal’s adventures to San Diego all week with the hashtag #EatTheCon on Twitter and Tumblr. Follow him along, watch out for clues and YOU could win your very own SDCC Exclusive Hannibal Funko Doll!

Details to come.

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