msbunnyears:

barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

I love her omg

undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

for fucks sakes

You sure you don’t want me to drive?

REBLOG | Posted 5 hours ago With 444 notes + Ori. Via
» My sister romancing Alistair
*After romance scene*
Me: is Alistair hardened yet?
Sister: he was a minute ago
REBLOG | Posted 5 hours ago With 481 notes + Ori. Via
» first time playing da:o
me: so where is this alistair guy
me: i bet he's old like duncan
me: another old guy
alistair: one good thing about the blight is how it brings people together
me: oh no
me: he's hot
me:
me:
me: and sassy
REBLOG | Posted 5 hours ago With 1,296 notes + Ori. Via
REBLOG | Posted 5 hours ago With 2,355 notes + Ori. Via

halloweevee:

ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is

REBLOG | Posted 5 hours ago With 560 notes + Ori. Via
REBLOG | Posted 6 hours ago With 7,300 notes + Ori. Via

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

frozenoverblackballoon:

alittleleo:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Two sentence horror stories.

Bye

Spooky!

nudityandnerdery:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:

image

DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE

image

I just imagine him yelling at the TV like

"thanks to new developments from Stark Industries, personally researched by Tony Stark—"

"DOCTOR Tony Stark!"

"There should be a doctor in there somewhere."

I imagine he’s also tried to get at least one of these doctorates awarded to Doctor Iron Man.

reading smut in english: nice
reading smut in your native language: oh god... that's... that's actually really gross... you can't say that

markoruffalo:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

#robert downey jr

I will bathe the starways in your blood.

REBLOG | Posted 6 hours ago With 8,883 notes + Ori. Via