dumbfricker:

larry-lovatic:

tittyfig:

tittyfig:

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year

nO

OH MY GOD

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

preservedcucumbers:

takes one to know one, buddy

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Jumbo Jet. Dear me Mr Holmes, dear me.

sebastianstanbear:

I thought you were more than just a shield…

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iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

I get really turned on when he does the button thing.

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swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

emilymayhem:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

That is adorable

That’s freaking cute